Fantasy Dos and Don’ts

Right, new week, new load of posts coming your way! Today, I’ll be pointing out some of my most important dos and (mostly) don’ts when writing fantasy fiction.


Try to be Tolkien – The last boats to the Grey Havens set sail in the 1950s. Would you write your novel using a quill from the 6th century? Nope. Then don’t write it using ideas that were popular over 50 years ago.

Describe clothing – By this, I mean don’t describe it down to the shiny brass buckles on someone’s boots. In fact, if you can help it, you shouldn’t be describing clothing in any detail unless it plays a major role in the story. Nobody cares if your character looks like a medieval superhero or is wearing the legendary plate armour of some god with an impossible name. Be imaginative and describe things through actions and dialogue. The reader is hardly going to picture your characters walking around naked unless you tell them they’re wearing clothes.

Live in the dark ages – How many fantasy stories involve a world that’s a blatant copy/paste of medieval Europe? Loads. I’m sick of it and so are many readers. Fantasy should be about imagination and dreaming up worlds that are more exciting than our own. Why not write about a floating city in the sky? How about using the Aztecs or an Australia-style colony as inspiration for your world? You can use medieval Europe to inspire you if you really want, but take some time to research the period and make it a bit more unique and think about it some more.

Have long battles – Battles are not exciting for the soldiers involved. They are brutal, unforgiving and grim. Don’t try to describe military formations or tactics. Don’t assume someone is a hero because they are a skilled fighter. Don’t dehumanize war. Conflict is always about the people involved and the interesting part usually comes before or after a battle. If I come across a battle that doesn’t drive character development, I get bored very quickly.

Make your hero awesome – Heroes are more interesting when they grow from ordinary people. Does a sunflower start out as a sunflower? No, it begins as a tiny, insignificant seed. You water it and care for it and it becomes something greater. As a writer, you need to do the opposite. Throw some crap at your ordinary person and watch them struggle through it. Put them through difficult times and give them some hard choices and they will emerge a hero. The same goes for your villain. The only difference is the decisions they each make.

Make them drink mead – A personal peeve (and old habit) of mine. What follows is the unimaginative fantasy writer’s thought process on food and (especially) drink. If characters are not rich and/or live in the ‘north’, they must drink mead/ale/beer (out of tankards, usually at an inn) and eat nothing but great chunks of meat and loaves of bread. If characters are rich/nobility, they must drink nothing but wine. This is complete and utter rubbish. In fact, it’s a typical 20th/21st century attitude. Give your poor fantasy denizens some variety and diets that won’t kill them before the story ends. Why not forage for berries, seeds or nuts? Why not go fishing? Why not use magic to purify water so it can be drunk? Before you put such clichéd drinks as mead into your story, find out what it actually is and who would have drunk it. If I catch any modern-day authors describing their characters chowing down on salted pork and guzzling a tankard/flagon of honey mead (mead is made with honey anyway) I shall hide in a cave somewhere until I am inevitably defeated by a bloodthirsty paladin and his plucky band of adventurers.


Be original

Be creative

Be edgy

Try to change the status quo!

Now don’t get me wrong, I love the fantasy genre. I grew up reading the kind of stuff that we view as clichéd today. Fantasy can include heroic deeds, amazing creatures and world-shattering magic, but it should be done differently and it should be done with style. Have you ever read a fantasy story about a secret agent who must thwart a sorcerer’s plans to destroy the world’s energy reserves and force it to rely on his magic entirely? I thought not. Get out there and write something new.

Check back tomorrow for the second (and final) part of ‘And Don’t Call Me Shirley’. This week I will be looking at place names in fantasy fiction.


Plotting the Fantasy Novel #1

Hi all, as I will continuously be posting on the subject of plotting a novel, I have marked this post as the first in a possible series.

I wasn’t planning to post anything today, but I was getting stuck into some work on my novel’s plot and I thought I would share an article that I was reading today on the subject. It can be found right here.

I found this very useful and hopefully you will get something out of it too!

A Bullet to the Brain: Writing Like a Sniper

I read an interesting article the other day about how snipers think when they’re carrying out an assassination (linked at the bottom of this post). They interviewed the sniper with the ‘most kills’ in the world and he said that being a sniper is a very intimate job.

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You spend ages watching the target, getting to know their routine, their personality, their habits. This got me thinking that writers are really not so different to snipers.

When creating/getting to know a character, a writer gets only a small scope to use to look into their life. Anything outside of that circle is pitch black and invisible. We patiently watch the character going about their daily routine, learning what motivates them, what scares them and everything else in between. Occasionally, we will leave them for a while to look around their surroundings, getting the lay of the land and understanding the local culture. Once this is done, we return to learn more about the character, their family and their friends.

I thought that this was a good analogy and it sums up how I go about creating a character. I wonder if anyone who’s reading this has other methods that work well? Are there any other ‘sniper writers’ out there?

That’s all for today. Roll on Friday and the weekend!


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