Time to kick off another brand new series!
‘7 Deadly Perils’ is going to be a series of short, snappy posts about different aspects of writing and the seven possible pitfalls/disasters that you may encounter. The aim is to try to give you some useful advice in an easily digestible format. When working through my novel-in-progress I tend to come across various problems/ideas/thoughts all at the same time, depending on what I’m currently focusing on. The want to be able to share all that stuff with you while it’s still fresh in my mind is what led to this series’ creation.
So, I hope you find what is about to follow useful. Once I have a couple of these ‘episodes’ out there, I may even compile them together under their own category.
7 Deadly Perils of… Underplanning
- You will lose your way.
Sensible Side of Your Brain: Buddy, I think we should turn back. We probably took a wrong turn somewhere back there.
Stupid Side of Your Brain: No! If we keep going straight through this field, we’ll get there quicker!
- The purpose of your story will not be clear.
Gandalf: You must carry this burden, Frodo Baggins. You must destroy the ring.
Frodo: Uhh, why?
Gandalf: Honestly? I have no idea. Probably just so it’s not left lying around.
- You will make things up. These things will not make sense.
And then he was falling; falling to his death. But then a dragon swooped in and caught him on its back. ‘Phew!’ the walrus said. ‘That was a close one!’
- Your plot will lack cohesion and depth.
I don’t have a piece of comedy gold for this one. Just say the words ‘cohesion’ and ‘depth’ over and over while gently caressing your half-finished manuscript.
- Your characters will be Pinocchios.
Character: I’m a real boy!
Reader: No you’re not, get back in your cardboard box… the same cardboard from which you are made!
Character: Nooooooo! *sob sob*
- Your story will have no believable conflict. Your characters will experience no inner conflict.
- You will give up.
Author: Well, this story about a magical wizard school and the boy who goes there isn’t going anywhere. Time to consign it to the bin. I’m gonna write a story about casual vacancies… whatever they are!
Next Time: 7 Deadly Perils of… Overplanning!